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MY E3 Predictions That Will Definitely Happen

I am a serious games journalist doing serious games journalism, and as such, it is my duty, nay, my honour! To present to you a list of things I think will happen at a press conference in LA, a press conference designed for marketing employees and Executives to show off their latest advertising deals and maybe a bit of a game. I will do my best to maintain my journalistic integrity throughout these trying times and remember that we are here for the video games, and the cool refreshing taste of Mountain Dew.

These are rough guestimates and may not necessarily come true but, with the exception of last year, E3 has become relatively formulaic. So through theĀ use of science, algebra, and magic, I have made some predictions with a 97% chance of being right.

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